Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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