His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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