I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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