I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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