i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Randomize
