Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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