doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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