i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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