he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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