Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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