I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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