The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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