Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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