I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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