im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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