its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is Oprah even human
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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