We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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