he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
this just has baby written all over it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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