At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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