if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Are we still banned from the library?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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