I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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