Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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