Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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