I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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