He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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