why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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