Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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