Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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