awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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