YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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