that's an acceptable place to lick
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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