Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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