24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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