so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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