i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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