Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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