what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My vagina just recognized that song.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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