Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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