i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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