After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Can I color on your dick again?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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