I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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