Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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