Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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