They have a pepper shaker for pot.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
