He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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