My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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