Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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