they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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