sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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