what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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