who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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