lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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