When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
