we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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