Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
