What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
